I'm strange and can't be descibed easily.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(via not-so-soft-grunge)
my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was
(via fake-mermaid)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
yahoo, you little shit
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WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET
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